A Little Revenge for all da wimmins

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Never try to outsmart a woman

 

A man calls home to his wife and says, " Honey, I have been asked to go

fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his

friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to

get that promotion I've been wanting . . . . So would you please pack

me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're

leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick

my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. " The wife

thinks

this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what

her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired

but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he

caught many fish? He says, " Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and

a

few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked

you to do? "

 

The wife replies " I did - they were in your tackle box. "

Women will ALWAYS outsmart men.