Guest guest Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Thanks for the laugh I needed one! J >A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River >Bridge in Augusta, Jawja one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, >she noticed a young man standing near the edge of the bridge fixin to >jump. She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, " Please >don't jump, think of your Mother and Father " . > >He replied, " My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump " . > >She said, " Well, think of your wife and children " . > >He replied, " I'm not married and I don't have any kids " . > >She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee " . > >He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee? " > >She replied, " Well just go on and jump, you Damn Yankee! " > Janet Golden-Hogan http://www.GoldenEssence.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Augusta, Jawja one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge of the bridge fixin to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, " Please don't jump, think of your Mother and Father " . He replied, " My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump " . She said, " Well, think of your wife and children " . He replied, " I'm not married and I don't have any kids " . She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee " . He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee? " She replied, " Well just go on and jump, you Damn Yankee! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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