OT: Relations ** And ** Beer

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>PS: How many aromatherapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>The answer is .. 657 .. one does the screwing after the other 656 fight

>with finding a definition for light bulb. ;-)

 

PC or not I loved this...

Thanks for the laugh!

 

 

Making Light of Scents,

Janet Golden-Hogan

 

http://www.GoldenEssence.com

 

 

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Hey Melissa, Karen .. other gud wimmens ..

 

This one has been in my Drafts Folder for a while. I thought about not

sending it but then I figured .. what the hell .. the mens don't need to

read this .. all 3 or 4 of them .. cause they already know it. ;-p

 

> Oooh, Butch, it's a darned good thing you're in Turkey & not TN!!!

> LOL!

 

But .. the study was done in New England? :-(

 

Besides .. folks in Tennessee have always know this to be true.

 

> Melissa

>

> LOL Butch either likes living on the edge or he has a death wish this

> week. LOL I'll have to pass this on to my husband.

 

I've always lived on the edge but never had a death wish .. at least for

myself. Now Melissa .. if you have already passed this to your husband,

I expect he said something like, " Well honey .. I sorta always expected

something like that. By the way, while you're up .. will you get me

another beer? " ;-)

 

> Karen J

 

The truth is .. today .. in this liberal yet less than efficient world,

it is not politically correct to make jokes about race, religion, sex,

weight or sexual preferences. It is not acceptable to joke about the

environment .. or cute, cuddly animals .. or even eating meat and such.

Religion and Patriotism are out cause they offend some folks. Anything

conservative is verboten .. liberal ideas are the in thing .. at least

on alternative healing lists cause they attract folks who are searching

for new meaning to life. ;-P

 

Finally, even Blond jokes are not PC anymore .. damn! :-(

 

Howsomever .. those who demand political correctness have left room for

us to still joke in areas they consider of no concern .. otherwise there

would be an end to humor as the world has known it .. at least until the

PC crap is no longer faddish. So .. they made some exemptions to the

non-PC joke rule ... Mens and Rednecks are fair game.

 

I'm just trying to level the playing field a bit. ;-)

 

Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com

 

PS: How many aromatherapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The answer is .. 657 .. one does the screwing after the other 656 fight

with finding a definition for light bulb. ;-)

 

>> BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES (New England Journal of Medicine)

>>

>>Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female

>>hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of

>>beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively

>>without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to

>>apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. ;-P