OT - and probably not very PC either...;-)

[Guest guest]

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, " Is it true they's suin' them

cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer? "

 

" Yes, Bubba, sure is true, " responded the lawyer.

 

" And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an'

cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista

Lawyer? "

 

" Sure is, Bubba. "

 

" And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee

that she ordered? "

 

" Yep. "

 

" And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still

couldn't read? "

 

" That's right, " said the lawyer. " But why are you asking? "

 

" Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all

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[Guest guest]

LOL!

Peggy

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

HAHAHAHAH!

 

Sounds like my dad after one too many! ROFLMAO!

 

Candy

 

P.S. Thanks for the laugh. Sure did need one today!

 

 

-

" Doreen Moody " <celtic_selky

 

Monday, February 02, 2004 6:41 PM

OT - and probably not very PC either...;-)

 

 

> Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, " Is it true they's suin'

them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer? "

>

> " Yes, Bubba, sure is true, " responded the lawyer.

>

> " And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat

an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true,

Mista Lawyer? "

>

> " Sure is, Bubba. "

>

> " And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot

coffee that she ordered? "

>

> " Yep. "

>

> " And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still

couldn't read? "

>

> " That's right, " said the lawyer. " But why are you asking? "

>

> " Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser

fer all them ugly women I slept with? Get more from the Web. FREE MSN

Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com

>

>

>