Guest guest Posted December 29, 2003 Report Share Posted December 29, 2003 > I wanna Redneck woman whut likes Long Neck Beer. But .. I'll take a > Turk if I can't find a good Redneck woman. She gotta not be afraid of > worms; gotta bait her own hook. Gotta like to clean fish and skin them > possums. Gotta have her own shotgun and if'n she got a pistol too she's > points ahead. Gotta have at least three good bass rods and reels and I > don't consider Zebco as quality enough to count. If she got her own > Bass Boat then she can disregard half of the rest of the requirements. > And if'n that purty woman got a well trained bird dawg then I'll even > wash the dishes half the time. ;-p > Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch Soooo, pretty much your looking for a 17 year old sharecroppers daughter- how many goats will you give the father of this pretty bride:) Gea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 29, 2003 Report Share Posted December 29, 2003 There is something to be said for that. Now I don't hold with the whole cloning issue but that might be the solution to the problem. You could take all the attributes you find the most desirable and clone them into one woman. Course, you know what they say about being careful what you wish for. You just might come up with more than you can safely handle with the combinations. Keeps us posted on your (almost) search. LOL MAKE A HAPPY MEMORY EVERY DAY: Evelyn Alternasense Skin Design Products www.alternasense.com<http://www.alternasense.com/> - Butch Owen<butchbsi < > Tuesday, December 30, 2003 3:49 AM OT: Spoilt Suthrun Wimmen Thankee ma'am .. my friends say I'm trying to ensure my search is futile. They might be right. >Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Hey Evelyn, > Well, I guess that narrows the search some. Yea ... great excuse for not getting married .. huh? ;-p] > Don't know many that will bait their own hook. Most Suthran gals will .. leastways them I have met. > Though, I always did, took my own fish off the hook and cleaned em too. Right .. sticking worms ain't nothing like scraping lights outa catfeesh. > I do draw the line at possums. Don't like em and certainly won't > clean, cook or eat em. I don't like'em either .. nor do I like chickens on a personal basis. But both be gud eatin' if cooked rite. Gotta bar-be-que them possums. > Had my own fishing gear and have my own power tools. Good show .. any woman with her own power tools is a real woman. > I don't like guns but I do swing a mean rolling pin. (metal one, don't > cha know.) It has a nice resounding ping. lol I'd feel a lot more comfortable with a woman whut don't like guns coming at me with a pistol than I would one with a danged rolling pin. I had one come at me with a pistol .. scared her more than it did me when it went off. ;-p > Good luck on your search. Thankee ma'am .. my friends say I'm trying to ensure my search is futile. They might be right. > MAKE A HAPPY MEMORY EVERY DAY: > Evelyn > Alternasense Skin Design Products > www.alternasense.com<http://www.alternasense.com/> Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch PS: My Mama wuz a city lady .. told me once she would disown me if'n I married a Redneck gal .. I did and she didn't. Mamas are forgiving folk. Three cheers for ALL Mamas .. they are certainly fine critters. :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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