Guest guest Posted December 29, 2003 Report Share Posted December 29, 2003 Well, I guess that narrows the search some. Don't know many that will bait their own hook. Though, I always did, took my own fish off the hook and cleaned em too. I do draw the line at possums. Don't like em and certainly won't clean, cook or eat em. Had my own fishing gear and have my own power tools. I don't like guns but I do swing a mean rolling pin. (metal one, don't cha know.) It has a nice resounding ping. lol Good luck on your search. MAKE A HAPPY MEMORY EVERY DAY: Evelyn Alternasense Skin Design Products www.alternasense.com<http://www.alternasense.com/> - Butch Owen<butchbsi < > Tuesday, December 30, 2003 3:09 AM OT: Spoilt Suthrun Wimmen Hey Evelyn, > Are we suppose to do those things. It used to be that way .. wuz a long time ago when I married an American Redneck woman. But she wasn't no Socialite .. she wuz the 17 year old daughter of a sharecropper and I wuz a 19 dumb young soldier. She wuz one'a them foot washing, snake handling, tongue tawking Church of God of the Prophets gals from the hills of East Virginia. ;-p > Sorry, I remember love, honor and cherish, That honor part is missing in most vows now .. they took it out so the Suthran Fried Baptist folks wouldn't feel too much guilt over not living by them vows. ;-) > but those other disgusting words were not in my marriage vows. I'm writing my own now .. gonna have a hard time finding an American whut will accept'em but they gonna be wrote up like I think I need'em. > *snicker* and I read the fine print. That's perzackly whut my future ex-wife gonna have to do too. ;-p I wanna Redneck woman whut likes Long Neck Beer. But .. I'll take a Turk if I can't find a good Redneck woman. She gotta not be afraid of worms; gotta bait her own hook. Gotta like to clean fish and skin them possums. Gotta have her own shotgun and if'n she got a pistol too she's points ahead. Gotta have at least three good bass rods and reels and I don't consider Zebco as quality enough to count. If she got her own Bass Boat then she can disregard half of the rest of the requirements. And if'n that purty woman got a well trained bird dawg then I'll even wash the dishes half the time. ;-p > MAKE A HAPPY MEMORY EVERY DAY: > Evelyn > Alternasense Skin Design Products > www.alternasense.com<http://www.alternasense.com/<http://www.alternasensecom<htt\ p://www.alternasense.com/>> Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch Step By Step Instructions On Making Rose Petal Preserves: http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html<http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html> To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: /join<\ /join> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 29, 2003 Report Share Posted December 29, 2003 Butch, Lots of woman in Missouri like that. I can bait my own hook, cook and clean the fish. Make corn bread to go with too. I can cook anything you kill. Don't shoot anything that does not need to be killed. I can, cook, clean and make soap. Raise a fine garden too. So I think you are just looking in the wrong places. Illinois -Missouri border may well be better stomping grounds. Course we are pretty mouthy here, do not take a lot of me Jane, you Tarzan crap around here! LOL! Jan S www.sweetprairiesoap.com jans e-mail for paypal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Hey Evelyn, > Are we suppose to do those things. It used to be that way .. wuz a long time ago when I married an American Redneck woman. But she wasn't no Socialite .. she wuz the 17 year old daughter of a sharecropper and I wuz a 19 dumb young soldier. She wuz one'a them foot washing, snake handling, tongue tawking Church of God of the Prophets gals from the hills of East Virginia. ;-p > Sorry, I remember love, honor and cherish, That honor part is missing in most vows now .. they took it out so the Suthran Fried Baptist folks wouldn't feel too much guilt over not living by them vows. ;-) > but those other disgusting words were not in my marriage vows. I'm writing my own now .. gonna have a hard time finding an American whut will accept'em but they gonna be wrote up like I think I need'em. > *snicker* and I read the fine print. That's perzackly whut my future ex-wife gonna have to do too. ;-p I wanna Redneck woman whut likes Long Neck Beer. But .. I'll take a Turk if I can't find a good Redneck woman. She gotta not be afraid of worms; gotta bait her own hook. Gotta like to clean fish and skin them possums. Gotta have her own shotgun and if'n she got a pistol too she's points ahead. Gotta have at least three good bass rods and reels and I don't consider Zebco as quality enough to count. If she got her own Bass Boat then she can disregard half of the rest of the requirements. And if'n that purty woman got a well trained bird dawg then I'll even wash the dishes half the time. ;-p > MAKE A HAPPY MEMORY EVERY DAY: > Evelyn > Alternasense Skin Design Products > www.alternasense.com<http://www.alternasense.com/> Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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