OT: Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners

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In a message dated 12/19/2003 3:57:56 PM Pacific Standard Time,

butchbsi writes:

 

> How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and

> Southerners?

>

 

First of all... May I be allowed to point out that the liberal wouldn't be

carrying a gun in the first place and second of all, any liberal would have the

brains not to WALK down that street... don't know of the same can be said for

conservatives and Southeners....

 

OhYEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

So. How the HELL are ya Butch? Wanna duke it out! ROFLMAO!

 

K

 

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Guess I'm southern by heart. LOL

Nancy

 

Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners

 

How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and

Southerners?

Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,

raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have

mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does

the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him

that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my

wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun

like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law

say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate

safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message

does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd

be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to

wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family

get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a

paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that

would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends

for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

 

Conservative Answer: BANG!

 

Southerner's Answer : BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading).

Wife: " Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, maybe you

should shoot him a few more times. What do you kids think? "

Son: " Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too. Give him a few more. "

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: " WOW! Nice shot group, Daddy! Were those rounds

Winchester Silver Tips or Wad Cutters? "