Guest guest Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 > Ever Wonder Why? > > > Ever Wonder Why? > > Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim > terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. > Let's see now... > > No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No > cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No > basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate > parties, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot > dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or > even frozen fish sticks, No Taco Bells! > > Rags for clothes and towels for hats. > (Politically correct: We have been informed > that the Arabs do not like to be called " Rag > heads " . The item they wear on their heads is > actually a small sheet, so from now on, please > call them " little sheet heads " . ) > > Constant wailing from the guy next-door > because he's sick and there are no doctors. > > No chocolate chip cookies. No Christmas. More > than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives > can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the > smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. > > > The women have to wear baggy dresses and > veils at all times. Your bride is picked by > someone else. She smells just like your donkey. > But your donkey has a better disposition. > > Then they tell you that when you die it all > gets better! > > I mean, really, is there a mystery here? ===== Cheryl Smith A Heavenly Body 204 Muldoon Road Anchorage AK 99504 New Photos - easier uploading and sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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