Guest guest Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Too funny! >Not long ago, but far, far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual >trip ..but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, >and the trainee elves didn't produce the toys as fast as the regular >ones did so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind >schedule. > >Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This >stressed Santa even more. And when he went to harness the reindeer, he >found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped >the fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More Stress! Then when >he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag >fell to the ground and scattered the toys. > >Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a >shot of Kentucky Bourbon. When he went to the cupboard, he found the >elves had hid the bourbon and there was nothing to drink. > >In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into >hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get >the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. > >Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He >opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas >tree. > >The angel said: " Where would you like to put this tree, fatso? " > >And that, my friends, is how the little angel came to be stuck up on >top of the Christmas tree. :-) Making Light of Scents, Janet Golden-Hogan http://www.GoldenEssence.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Not long ago, but far, far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ..but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves didn't produce the toys as fast as the regular ones did so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. And when he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More Stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of Kentucky Bourbon. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the bourbon and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: " Where would you like to put this tree, fatso? " And that, my friends, is how the little angel came to be stuck up on top of the Christmas tree. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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