OT: What NOT to do at Return of the King

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In a message dated 12/10/2003 11:21:14 AM Pacific Standard Time,

chrisziggy writes:

 

> 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby

> and Yoda would be like.

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Can you IMAGINE! ROFLMAO!!!

 

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To this Tolkein freak this was too funny. I had to pass it on ...

 

*Smile*

Chris (list mom - a soap making fool today

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What NOT to do at Return of the King:

 

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, " Wait...

where the hell is Harry Potter? "

 

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: " YOU.....

SHALL NOT..... PASS! " - After the movie, say " Lucas could

have done it better. "

 

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time

someone says: " The Ring. "

 

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

 

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

 

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with " Mr. Anderson. "

 

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your

lungs sing, " And I did it.... MY way...! "

 

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off

someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

 

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact " The Battle of Helms Deep "

Monty Python style.

 

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout " Barbecue! "

 

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and

shout " RUN FOREST, RUN! "

 

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: " That's what I'm Tolkien

about! " See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the

theatre.

 

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, " Where's Waldo? "

 

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of

a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

 

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

 

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander

around looking terribly confused.

 

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment

and shout, " I see dead people! "

 

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby

and Yoda would be like.

 

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the

Shelob scene.

 

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of

California.

 

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, " Man! Charlotte's really let

herself go! "

 

 

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