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At 10:45 PM 12/9/2003 -0800, you wrote:

 

Hey, Butch, the goyim that wrote this got some major Yiddish idiomatic

saying incorrect, plus a Kosher boo-boo.

 

From the speaking style, obviously two ladies of a 'certain' age, 1st

generation, therefore 98% chance they keep Kosher:

 

>Sadie and Yetta, two widows were talking:

>

>Sadie: " That nice Morris Finkelman asked me out for a date. I know you

>went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you before I give

>him an answer. "

>

>Yetta: " Vell - I tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a

>clock. And like a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining.

>And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from.

 

Nope. Yetta would say " you could die for. " Not. from.

 

>Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car,

>a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out to

>dinner .. marvelous dinner. Lobster even. "

 

Lobster is treif. She would never admit to eating it.

 

> " Den ve go to a show .. let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much. I

>could just die from the pleasure! So then we are coming back to my

>apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off

>my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times. "

 

Switches from 'then' to 'den'. Vas machs du? Tripping? Oh, and the sex

part. Definite give away -- don't do it, don't admit to it, the nice lady's

mantra is missing here.

>

>Sadie: " Oy! Vey .. so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him. "

>

>Yetta: " No .. I'm just saying, wear an old dress.

 

The last line is the only one that rings true, LOL.

(this critique brought to you by Anya McCoyberg, aka McOy, who spent many

years listening to the ladies in my family and neighborhood with their

Yiddish lilts to let this goyish stumble through the shul go by without a

comment.)

http://member.newsguy.com/~herblady

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Sadie and Yetta, two widows were talking:

 

Sadie: " That nice Morris Finkelman asked me out for a date. I know you

went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you before I give

him an answer. "

 

Yetta: " Vell - I tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a

clock. And like a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining.

And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from.

 

Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car,

a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out to

dinner .. marvelous dinner. Lobster even. "

 

" Den ve go to a show .. let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much. I

could just die from the pleasure! So then we are coming back to my

apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off

my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times. "

 

Sadie: " Oy! Vey .. so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him. "

 

Yetta: " No .. I'm just saying, wear an old dress.

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