Guest guest Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 At 10:45 PM 12/9/2003 -0800, you wrote: Hey, Butch, the goyim that wrote this got some major Yiddish idiomatic saying incorrect, plus a Kosher boo-boo. From the speaking style, obviously two ladies of a 'certain' age, 1st generation, therefore 98% chance they keep Kosher: >Sadie and Yetta, two widows were talking: > >Sadie: " That nice Morris Finkelman asked me out for a date. I know you >went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you before I give >him an answer. " > >Yetta: " Vell - I tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a >clock. And like a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. >And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Nope. Yetta would say " you could die for. " Not. from. >Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car, >a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out to >dinner .. marvelous dinner. Lobster even. " Lobster is treif. She would never admit to eating it. > " Den ve go to a show .. let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much. I >could just die from the pleasure! So then we are coming back to my >apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off >my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times. " Switches from 'then' to 'den'. Vas machs du? Tripping? Oh, and the sex part. Definite give away -- don't do it, don't admit to it, the nice lady's mantra is missing here. > >Sadie: " Oy! Vey .. so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him. " > >Yetta: " No .. I'm just saying, wear an old dress. The last line is the only one that rings true, LOL. (this critique brought to you by Anya McCoyberg, aka McOy, who spent many years listening to the ladies in my family and neighborhood with their Yiddish lilts to let this goyish stumble through the shul go by without a comment.) http://member.newsguy.com/~herblady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2003 Report Share Posted December 10, 2003 Sadie and Yetta, two widows were talking: Sadie: " That nice Morris Finkelman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you before I give him an answer. " Yetta: " Vell - I tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. And like a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car, a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out to dinner .. marvelous dinner. Lobster even. " " Den ve go to a show .. let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much. I could just die from the pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times. " Sadie: " Oy! Vey .. so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him. " Yetta: " No .. I'm just saying, wear an old dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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