OT: Bubba Claus ** Amendments to the Proclamation

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Hey Jan,

 

> TO: All Concerned

> Santa Claus

>

> I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve

> the States of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana,

> Mississippi, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and

> Virginia on Christmas Eve.

 

They done issued a First Amendment w/2 changes to that Proclamation.

 

Addition: Now the original fat fairy will serve the following "

1. Nawthen Nawth Kacalacky

2. Nawthen Virginnie

3. Suthran Flerda

 

On account'a he done learned them places in inhibited by Yankees.

 

> 2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children

> leave RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace.

 

Addition: To git better toys, tis recommended younguns consider also

leaving out a bitta Jack Daniels Black or Wild Turkey .. alongside a

plate fulla grits and gravy and mebbe even some chitlins.

 

> Sincerely Yours,

>

> Santa Claus

>

> jan s

> www.sweetprairiesoap.com

> jans

> e-mail for paypal

 

Y'all keep HoHoHoing .. ;-p Butch http://www.AV-AT.com