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Hello, is this the DEA? "

 

" Yes. What can we do for you? "

 

" I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding

marijuana inside his firewood. "

 

" Who are you and where do you live? "

 

" I'm L.C. Coons. I live just down from the bridge on Elkhorn Creek and

Billy Bob lives one farm down water from me. "

 

" Thank you very much for the call, sir. "

 

The next day, DEA agents descend on Billy Bob's farm. They search the

shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece

of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left..

 

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

 

" Hey, Billy Bob .. Bubba here. Did the DEA come? "

 

" Yep! "

 

" Did they chop your firewood? "

 

" Yep. "

 

" Happy Birthday, Buddy

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