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I have an extremely naughty two year old for sale. Latest trick:

 

He unlocked the door to the garage, crawled into the van (which I had left

the door open to), went in the van, took the garage door opener off the

sunshade, pushed the butten and opend the garage door about 2 feet off the

ground,

then pushed the button again and stopped it. He went outside underneath the

door,

walked around to the front of the house, placed the remote on the dogs

cushion and started playing in the leaves.

 

I only knew he was out there because the dog was having a fit... he was

SUPPOSED to be watching Telly Tubbies while I worked on me final paper for me

course.

 

Right now he's trying to rip the sword of me NutCracker soldier...

 

Grrrrrrrrrr. Sale price, Tuppence or best offer... I promise it's a steal of

a deal(from MY side...).

 

The father of said child was very pleased with his very intelligent son, I

just wanna smack the pair of them!

 

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Woobeys: The Loving Touch Therapeutic Pillow

http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

 

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You have got yourself an very bright child to figure all of that out at 2 yr

of age.

I will trade you your 2 yr old, for one 6'2 " 190lb 16 yr old. I will trade

straight across, I will even throw in his clothes, and a weeks worth of food.

 

Rahnny

p.s. as much as I would love to, I think I would miss him too much.

 

 

 

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In a message dated 11/28/2003 5:07:04 PM Pacific Standard Time,

jaavedis writes:

 

> Dear Kathleen, I had a younger brother just like that but my Mom would not

> let me trade, sell or get rid of him in any way. So I think you are stuck

> with yours. Good Luck! Jan

>

 

ROFLMAO~ Ya THINK?! I know the husband seems to be mighty fond of him but I

thought If I quietly gave him away, that admist the noise of the other three he

might not notice!

 

ROFL! ;-)

 

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Woobeys: The Loving Touch Therapeutic Pillow

http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

 

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Dear Kathleen, I had a younger brother just like that but my Mom would not let

me trade, sell or get rid of him in any way. So I think you are stuck with

yours. Good Luck! Jan

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WoobeyQueen

Friday, November 28, 2003 10:49 AM

Ad: For sale, one bad baby!

 

 

I have an extremely naughty two year old for sale. Latest trick:

 

He unlocked the door to the garage, crawled into the van (which I had left

the door open to), went in the van, took the garage door opener off the

sunshade, pushed the butten and opend the garage door about 2 feet off the

ground,

then pushed the button again and stopped it. He went outside underneath the

door,

walked around to the front of the house, placed the remote on the dogs

cushion and started playing in the leaves.

 

I only knew he was out there because the dog was having a fit... he was

SUPPOSED to be watching Telly Tubbies while I worked on me final paper for me

course.

 

Right now he's trying to rip the sword of me NutCracker soldier...

 

Grrrrrrrrrr. Sale price, Tuppence or best offer... I promise it's a steal of

a deal(from MY side...).

 

The father of said child was very pleased with his very intelligent son, I

just wanna smack the pair of them!

 

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Woobeys: The Loving Touch Therapeutic Pillow

http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

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Gotcha beat !

Took all the kids to the drive-in, 2 years ago to see Scooby doo...Was busy

making sure everyone could see, had food and drink etc.

My son, One at the time, climbed into the drivers seat, and put the car into

gear, and yes we rolled down the little slope, Scared me half to death...

 

At 2, he managed to get out into the backyard, scaled the fence and unlocked the

gate, complete strangers who had seen him in tha past in the front yard with me,

brought him to the door...His dad who was watching him, never knew he went out.

 

At 3, he opens the car door for me, jumps in starts the car, then climbs into

his seat in the back, and puts on his 4 point harness...

 

I have one scary kid, lol...and Like you woob,, he keeps me on my toes..I get to

study from 10pm to midnight now,, we replaced the lock on the door, so you need

to open it with a key ( like that will keep him in for long), our garden gate is

padlocked...I wanted to put barbed wire on the top, but the ex, wouldn't hear of

it.

LOL...

 

They are little darlings aint they...

 

Oh and feel free to report me to Children's Aid, email me privetly and I'll send

you my info..LOL

 

Carol

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WoobeyQueen

Friday, November 28, 2003 11:49 AM

Ad: For sale, one bad baby!

 

 

I have an extremely naughty two year old for sale. Latest trick:

 

He unlocked the door to the garage, crawled into the van (which I had left

the door open to), went in the van, took the garage door opener off the

sunshade, pushed the butten and opend the garage door about 2 feet off the

ground,

then pushed the button again and stopped it. He went outside underneath the

door,

walked around to the front of the house, placed the remote on the dogs

cushion and started playing in the leaves.

 

I only knew he was out there because the dog was having a fit... he was

SUPPOSED to be watching Telly Tubbies while I worked on me final paper for me

course.

 

Right now he's trying to rip the sword of me NutCracker soldier...

 

Grrrrrrrrrr. Sale price, Tuppence or best offer... I promise it's a steal of

a deal(from MY side...).

 

The father of said child was very pleased with his very intelligent son, I

just wanna smack the pair of them!

 

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Woobeys: The Loving Touch Therapeutic Pillow

http://www.woobeyworld.com

 

 

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kathleen,

my first born son was alot like this. he's the oldest of 4 boys, each

learning from the other.

it really does get better. you have to learn to let them think that

it's their idea.

 

my father is in advanced stages of cancer. he's been given 6 wks to 6

months on

the outside but more than likely it will the sooner rather than later.

i am not taking

any of this very well.

here's a letter that i got today from said son in the mail. he will be

18 on dec. 5th.

 

mom,

thank you for everything you have given me for the past 17 years. you

have given me alot of support and courage. the times that you have

given me advice in times of crises. i just wanted to thank you for

everything. love, billy ray

 

work with him kathleen, not against him and by all means, keep a

journal! these moments really are

priceless!!!

deb c

fourwyndz

ps. he's my kinda guy! i'd take him in a heartbeat for any amount that

you'd set on his precious

lil head!!!!!!!

 

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>I have an extremely naughty two year old for sale. Latest trick:

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I am so very sorry to hear about your Dad...

I will keep you both in my prayers.

Carol

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deb cummings

Friday, November 28, 2003 11:38 PM

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kathleen,

my first born son was alot like this. he's the oldest of 4 boys, each

learning from the other.

it really does get better. you have to learn to let them think that

it's their idea.

 

my father is in advanced stages of cancer. he's been given 6 wks to 6

months on

the outside but more than likely it will the sooner rather than later.

i am not taking

any of this very well.

here's a letter that i got today from said son in the mail. he will be

18 on dec. 5th.

 

mom,

thank you for everything you have given me for the past 17 years. you

have given me alot of support and courage. the times that you have

given me advice in times of crises. i just wanted to thank you for

everything. love, billy ray

 

work with him kathleen, not against him and by all means, keep a

journal! these moments really are

priceless!!!

deb c

fourwyndz

ps. he's my kinda guy! i'd take him in a heartbeat for any amount that

you'd set on his precious

lil head!!!!!!!

 

>Ad: For sale, one bad baby!

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>I have an extremely naughty two year old for sale. Latest trick:

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