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Uncle Willard and the Water Moccasin

 

Unka Willard been fish'n down by de crick all de day and he done run

outa nightcrawlers. He be bout redeye to leave when he dun spied a

snake wit a toadie frog in hits mouth. He knowed that dem big bassfish

likes toadie frogs so he dun decided to steal that froggie. That snake,

hit be a cotton mouthed water moccasin so'd he have to be real careful

like or he'd git bit.

 

He snuk up behind dat snake and grabbed him roun the haid. That ole

snake di'nt lik hit one bit. He commenced to squirm'n an wrapped

hitself around unka Willard's arm try'n to get free, but Unk had a real

good grip on his haid.

 

Well Unka Willard pried hit's mouth open and got de frog and put's it

in his bait can.

 

Now Unka Willard knows that he cain't let go of de snake or hit's goin'

ta bite's him, but he had a plan.

 

He reached into the back pocket of'n his bib over-hauls and pulls out a

pint o' moonshine likker. He pours a couple of draps inta the snakes

mouth.

 

Well that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits head and hits body goes

limp.

 

Wit dat Unka Willard toss duh snake inta da crick then he goes back

tuh fish'n.

 

A while later Unka Willard dun feel sumptin tap'n on his barefoot toe.

Well he slowly look down and dare be dat water mocassin, and he gat two

toadie frogs in his mouth.....

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