Guest guest Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Your daily smile. In Health and Love, Doc Doc Shillington727-447-5282Doc Love Dress A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. Sherang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see herdaughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing,and the aroma of perfume filled the room."What are you doing?" she asked."I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-lawanswered."But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed."This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained."Love dress? But you're naked!""My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites himto no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomesromantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put onher best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on thecouch waiting for her husband to arrive.Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there soprovocatively."What are you doing?" he asked."This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually."Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"His funeral will be held tomorrow... ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Doc, great one, my husband's gonna love it. Bonnie Rogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 ROTFLMAO That was the best one yet. Thanks I needed that Pat M --- " Dr. Ian Shillington " <DocShillington wrote: > Your daily smile. > In Health and Love, > Doc > > Doc Shillington > 727-447-5282 > Doc > > Love Dress > A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently > married son's house. She > rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to > see her > daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. > Soft music was playing, > and the aroma of perfume filled the room. > " What are you doing? " she asked. > " I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " > the daughter-in-law > answered. > " But you're naked! " the mother-in-law exclaimed. > " This is my love dress, " the daughter-in-law > explained. > " Love dress? But you're naked! " > " My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she > explained. " It excites him > to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he > instantly becomes > romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't > get enough of me. " > The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she > undressed, showered, put on > her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a > romantic CD, and laid on the > couch waiting for her husband to arrive. > Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw > her laying there so > provocatively. > " What are you doing? " he asked. > " This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. > " Needs ironing, " he said. " What's for dinner? " > His funeral will be held tomorrow... ;-) > > " Do not be afraid of enemies; the worst they can do is to kill you. Do not be afraid of friends; the worst they can do is betray you. Be afraid of the indifferent; they do not kill or betray. But only because of their silent agreement, betrayal and murder exist on earth. " - - -- Bruno Yasienski - " The Plot of the Indifferent " (1937) Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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