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These are actual bloopers from church bulletins...

 

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church

and community.

 

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's

Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The

congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

 

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication

to follow.

 

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the

church hall. Music will follow.

 

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First

Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at

the side entrance.

 

Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All

ladies giving milk will please come early.

 

Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

 

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to

come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

 

Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the

Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little

mothers, please see the minister in his study.

 

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on

October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that

began in their school days.

 

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be

speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.

Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from

Africa.

 

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of

every kind and they may be seen in the church basement

Friday.

 

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National

PRAYER & FASTING Conference: " The cost for attending

the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals. "

 

Miss Charlene Mason sang " I will not pass this way

again " giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

 

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the

Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends

are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

 

During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare

privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs

supplied our pulpit.

 

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in

the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and

come prepared to sin.

 

" Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance

to get rid of those things not worth keeping around

the house. Don't forget your husbands. "