Guest guest Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 put down your drinks folks. Here is today's best medicine. Flo A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced she decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter the Summerlands...They're all lined up, and the Goddess asks the first one what the wish is. "I wantto be gorgeous," and so with a snap of fingers, it is done.The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when the Goddess is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.Finally, She reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . BE HAPPY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 ....lmao...fo' real, that was off da chain...lol...Flo <fgarig wrote: put down your drinks folks. Here is today's best medicine. Flo A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced she decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter the Summerlands...They're all lined up, and the Goddess asks the first one what the wish is. "I wantto be gorgeous," and so with a snap of fingers, it is done.The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when the Goddess is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.Finally, She reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . BE HAPPY. for Good Click here to donate to the Hurricane Katrina relief effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Thanks Flo that was good Pat M --- Flo <fgarig wrote: > put down your drinks folks. Here is today's best > medicine. > Flo > > > A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an > oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. > > They then get to meet their maker, and because of > the grief they have experienced she decides to grant > them one wish each, before they enter the > Summerlands... > > They're all lined up, and the Goddess asks the first > one what the wish is. " I want > to be gorgeous, " and so with a snap of fingers, it > is done. > > The second one in line hears this and says " I want > to be gorgeous too. " Another snap of fingers and the > wish is granted. > > This goes on for a while with each one asking to be > gorgeous but when the Goddess is halfway down the > line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. > > When there are only ten people left, this guy is > rolling on the floor,laughing his head off. > > Finally, She reaches this last guy and asks him what > his wish will be. > > The guy eventually calms down and says: " Make 'em > all ugly again " . > > NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . BE HAPPY. " Do not be afraid of enemies; the worst they can do is to kill you. Do not be afraid of friends; the worst they can do is betray you. Be afraid of the indifferent; they do not kill or betray. But only because of their silent agreement, betrayal and murder exist on earth. " - - -- Bruno Yasienski - " The Plot of the Indifferent " (1937) Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 LOL!!"Pat M." <bogduck wrote: Thanks Flo that was goodPat M--- Flo wrote:> put down your drinks folks. Here is today's best> medicine.> Flo> > > A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an> oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.> > They then get to meet their maker, and because of> the grief they have experienced she decides to grant> them one wish each, before they enter the> Summerlands...> > They're all lined up, and the Goddess asks the first> one what the wish is. "I want> to be gorgeous," and so with a snap of fingers, it> is done.> > The second one in line hears this and says "I want> to be gorgeous too." Another snap of fingers and the> wish is granted.> > This goes on for a while with each one asking to be> gorgeous but when the Goddess is halfway down the> line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.> > When there are only ten people left, this guy is> rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.> > Finally, She reaches this last guy and asks him what> his wish will be.> > The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em> all ugly again".> > NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . BE HAPPY."Do not be afraid of enemies; the worst they can do is to kill you. Do not be afraid of friends; the worst they can do is betray you. Be afraid of the indifferent; they do not kill or betray. But only because of their silent agreement, betrayal and murder exist on earth."- - -- Bruno Yasienski - "The Plot of the Indifferent" (1937) Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 evil, but funny as heck!"Pat M." <bogduck wrote: Thanks Flo that was goodPat M--- Flo <fgarig wrote:> put down your drinks folks. Here is today's best> medicine.> Flo> > > A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an> oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.> > They then get to meet their maker, and because of> the grief they have experienced she decides to grant> them one wish each, before they enter the> Summerlands...> > They're all lined up, and the Goddess asks the first> one what the wish is. "I want> to be gorgeous," and so with a snap of fingers, it> is done.> > The second one in line hears this and says "I want> to be gorgeous too." Another snap of fingers and the> wish is granted.> > This goes on for a while with each one asking to be> gorgeous but when the Goddess is halfway down the> line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.> > When there are only ten people left, this guy is> rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.> > Finally, She reaches this last guy and asks him what> his wish will be.> > The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em> all ugly again".> > NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . BE HAPPY."Do not be afraid of enemies; the worst they can do is to kill you. Do not be afraid of friends; the worst they can do is betray you. Be afraid of the indifferent; they do not kill or betray. But only because of their silent agreement, betrayal and murder exist on earth."- - -- Bruno Yasienski - "The Plot of the Indifferent" (1937) Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 Karen (kay) Byron for Good Click here to donate to the Hurricane Katrina relief effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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