RE: chinese tourist

[Guest guest]

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very

sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving back

home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with

bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his

doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some

tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

 

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, " I've got Bad

news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost

unheard of here. We know very little about it. "

 

The man looks a little perplexed and says, " Well, give me a shot or

something and fix me up, doc. "

 

The doctor answers, " I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have

to amputate your penis. "

 

The man screams in horror, " Absolutely not! I want a second opinion! "

 

The doctors replies, " Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but

surgery is your only choice. "

 

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know

more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,

" Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease. " The guys says to the doctor,

" Yeah,, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor

wants to operate and amputate my penis! "

 

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, " Stupid American doctor!

American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need

to operate! "

 

" Oh thank God! " the man replies.

 

" Yes! " says the Chinese doctor, " You no worry! Wait two weeks.Thing fall off

by itself!

 

 

 

Warm regards,

Janine Phariss

www.BlueSageNaturals.com

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