Red Neck Christmas

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Hey Judy,

 

> Hey, here's the perfect Christmas present for your redneck:

> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem & item=2965630637

>

> REDNECK AFTER SHAVE.

 

I ain't sure bout them Okie fellers but Suthran Rednecks don't shave.

Howsomeever, Good Ol' Boys do. Might wanna rename that stuff.

 

And sides'em apples .. putting it in a bottle whut look like it done

been used fer Lousianner Red Hot Sauce ain't near as appealitizing as

if'n it war in one'a them little bitty meenytour bourbon bottles.

 

And it oughta have the proof on it. Ain't got no proof on it. Nobody

gonna buy nuthing made fum alcohol if'n it ain't got the proof on it.

 

> No, I didn't make it!

 

Well .. sumbody did and since I be feeling all kindsa altruehistic and

sech today I done tried to give whoever done made it a bitta realtime

marketing stratageee to hep'em sell it to Suthran kuntry folk.

 

> Judy / Earthfinds

 

Y'all keep smiling .. ya'hear? :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com

 

PS: I'd really perfer a box'a shotgun shells or a new duck call or a

can'a that thar Big Hair Spray fer'ma woman .. sump'in mo pracatakal.