Guest guest Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 just saw this on one of my other lists and due to the recent discussion of the male vs. female, i thought that it might give you all a morning chuckle. love & laughter, deb > > BRAINS FOR SALE >In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their >family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired >and somber. >I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, " he said as he surveyed the >worried faces. " The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a >brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is >the only hope. " Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to >pay for the brain yourselves. " >The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great >length of time, someone asked, Well, how much does a brain cost? " The >doctor quickly responded, " $5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a >female brain. " The moment turned awkward. >Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, >but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, >blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, " Why is the male brain >so much more? " The >doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire >group, > " It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of >the female brains, because they've actually been used. " SEND THIS TO A >SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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