Guest guest Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 ROFLMAO...oh dang Butch..you primed me with all the others for the snorthing one this got! Janine His father's heart swelled and he looked at his boy with newfound pride. " David, my son, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. " " I know, " David says, " and once that gets him out in the open, our soldiers could blow his friggin head off. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that his teacher had explained that Christmas was approaching and they should love all mankind. " Since Christmas is a really a Christian holiday and we're Jewish, " he asks, " will God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas Card? " David's father thinks a bit, then says, " No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a card to? " " Osama bin Laden, " David says. " Why Osama bin Laden, " his father asks in shock. " Well, " David says, " I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent a card to Osama, he might love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore. " His father's heart swelled and he looked at his boy with newfound pride. " David, my son, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. " " I know, " David says, " and once that gets him out in the open, our soldiers could blow his friggin head off. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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