OT: A Bronze Statue

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A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at

the exotic items, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue

of a rat.

 

It had no price tag but was so striking he decided he must have it. He

took it up to the owner, " How much for the bronze rat? " " Twelve dollars

for the rat. One hundred dollars for the story, " said the owner.

 

The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. " I'll just take the rat. You

can keep the story. " As he walked down the street carrying his bronze

rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and

sewers and began following him down the street. This was disconcerting;

he began walking faster.

 

But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to

hundreds, and they began squealing. He began to trot toward the bay,

looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and

were squealing and coming toward him fast. Scared, he ran to the edge of

the bay and threw the bronze rat as far out into the bay as he could.

 

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the bay after it, and

drowned.

 

The man walked back to the curio shop.

 

" Aha, " said the owner, " you have come back for the story? "

 

" No, " said the man ..................

 

" I came back to see if you have a Bronze Democrat. ;-p