Guest guest Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Two gud ol boys from Dogpatch, in the Allegheny Range of the Appalachian Mountains, Leroy and Jasper, joined the U.S. Army. Couple of years later they were promoted from Private to Corporal. Not long after their promotions, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, " Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in. " " But we's Privates, " protests Jasper. " We's Corporals now, " says Leroy, pulling him inside. " Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink. " " But we's Privates, " says Jasper. " Are you blind, boy? " says Leroy, pointing at his stripes. " We's Corporals now. " So they have their drinks, and pretty soon Daisy Mae comes up to Leroy. " You're a cute feller, " she says, " and I'd sho'nuf like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea. " Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, " Jasper, go look in that thar dickchunary and see what Gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the OK sign. " So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big OK sign. Two weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. " Jasper, " he says, " whut'fer did you give me the OK sign? " " Well, Leroy, in that thar dickchunary, it done said that gonorrhea affects only the Privates. But lak you done said, we's Corporals now. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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