Political rubbish/just for fun...

[Guest guest]

I got this in the mail this afternoon... Have fun with it...

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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were

deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would

you recommend that she have an abortion?

 

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are

the facts about the three leading candidates.

 

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with

astrologists.  He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10

martinis a day.

 

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used

opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

 

Candidate C -

 

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

 

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

 

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

 

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you

just killed Beethoven.

 

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark.

Professionals built the Titanic

 

and

 

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500

employees and has the following statistics:

 

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse.

 

* 7 have been arrested for fraud.

 

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks.

 

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

 

* 3 have done time for assault.

 

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.

 

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.

 

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting.

 

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits.

 

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

 

Can you guess which organization this is?

 

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots

that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us

in line

 

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

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