Fw: Smart Monkey

[Guest guest]

A f unny for your monday.. Enjoy.

Karen J

 

 

BRILLIANCE VS BS

 

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful

pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing

butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So,

wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction

with the obvious intention of having lunch.

 

The dachshund thinks, " OK, I'm in deep trouble now! " Then he noticed

some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew

on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

 

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,

" Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more

around here. "

 

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of

terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. " Whew, " says the

leopard. " That was close. That dachshund nearly had me. "

 

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby

tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for

protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him

heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something

must be up.

 

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and

strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at

being made a fool of and says, " Here monkey, hop on my back and see

what's going to happen to that conniving canine. "

 

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,

and thinks, " What am I going to do now? "

 

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his

attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and, just when they get

close enough to hear, the dachshund says...................... " Where's

that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another

leopard. "