Guest guest Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 This was a good one! I needed a chuckle for today. Thanks for sharing Butch ;-) Sandi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Butch, Thanks, I needed this. Have had a very long weekend. My son now is the father of twin girls. They are small. Will be in the hospital about 2 months. But so far, they seem to be doing good. Keep that Smile Nancy scents1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knock on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. " Not a chance, " says the husband, " It is three o'clock in the morning! " He slams the door and returns to bed. " Who was that? " asked his wife. " Just some drunk guy asking for a push! " he answers. " Did you help him? " she asks. " No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out! " " Well, you have a short memory, " says his wife. " Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and should be ashamed of your self! " The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, " Hello, are you still there? " " Yes, " comes back the answer. " Do you still need a push? " calls out the husband. " Yes, please! " comes the reply from the dark. " Where are you? " asks the husband. " Over here on the swing! " replies the drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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