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ahhhhhhh Butch,

 

Did this have to say something about sausage

gravy and grits.......did not mention biskits but

they were sure pictured in my head with a big

glass of milk. And if Dad were there a picture

of buttermilk on the table!!!!

 

Now, here in Alaska, Bless their hearts, they do

not know how to make sausage gravy, biscuits and

grits! But they make a mean mahi mahi blackened

steak or an elk steak!!

 

Hugs to you,

 

Cheryl

--- butch owen <butchbsi wrote:

> Hi y'all,

>

> My single contribution today is the above ..

> that's it. ;-p I done

> decided to be like the ol' Boll Weevil this

> summer and go lookin' for a

> home somewhere in Dixie .. so thanks Neysa for

> this nice information

> which I am passing along here. :-D Y'all

> keep smiling, Butch

>

> Suthran Belles, and those who would be Suthran

> Belles if they knew the

> rules.

>

> Someone once noted that a Suthraner can get

> away with the most awful

> kind of insult just as long as it's prefaced

> with the words, " Bless her

> heart " or " Bless his heart. " As in, " Bless his

> heart, if they put his

> brain on the head of a pin, it'd roll around

> like a BB on a six lane

> highway. "

>

> Or, " Bless her heart, she's so buck-toothed,

> she could eat an apple

> through a picket fence. "

>

> There are also the sneakier ones: " You know,

> it's amazing that even

> though she had that baby 7 months after they

> were married, bless her

> heart, it weighed 10 pounds. " As long as the

> heart is sufficiently

> blessed, the insult can't be all that bad.

>

> I was thinking about this the other day when a

> friend was telling about

> her new transplanted Northern friend who was

> upset because her toddler

> is just beginning to talk and he has a Suthran

> accent. My friend, who is

> very kind and, bless her heart, cannot do a

> thing about those thighs of

> hers, was justifiably miffed about this. After

> all, this woman had

> CHOSEN to move to the South a couple of years

> ago. " Can you believe it? "

> said her friend. " A child of mine is going to

> be " tawwwwwkin liiiike

> thiiiissss. "

>

> Now, don't get me wrong. Some of my dearest

> friends are from the North,

> bless their hearts. I welcome their

> perspective, their friendships and

> their recipes for authentic Northern Italian

> food. I've even gotten past

> their endless complaints that you can't find

> good bread down here. And

> the heathens, bless their hearts, don't like

> cornbread!

>

> And I've caught myself thinking twice before

> saying something is " right

> much, " " right close, " or " right good " because

> non-natives think this is

> right funny indeed. I have a friend from

> Bawston who thinks it's

> hilarious when I say I've got to " carry " my

> daughter to the doctor or

> " cut off " the light. She also gets a giggle

> every time I am " fixin' " to

> do something.

>

> And, bless their hearts, they don't even know

> where " over yonder " is or

> what " I reckon " means!

>

> My personal favorite was my aunt saying, " Bless

> her heart, she can't

> help being ugly, but she could've stayed home. "

>

> To those of you who're still a little

> embarrassed by your Suthraness:

> take a dose of sausage gravy 'n' grits and call

> me in the morning, bless

> your heart! And to those of you still having a

> hard time understanding

> all this Suthran stuff, bless your hearts, I

> hear they're fixin' to have

> classes on Suthranese as a second language!

>

> Suthrun girls know bad manners when they see

> them: Drinking straight

> out of a can. Not sending thank you notes.

> Velvet after February.

> White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

>

> Suthran girls don't sweat .. they glisten.

>

> Suthran girls know their summer weather report:

> Humidity

> Humidity

> Humidity

>

> Y'all come see us now .. ya'hear? ;-p

>

 

 

=====

Cheryl Smith

A Heavenly Body

204 Muldoon Road

Anchorage AK 99504

 

 

 

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Hi y'all,

 

My single contribution today is the above .. that's it. ;-p I done

decided to be like the ol' Boll Weevil this summer and go lookin' for a

home somewhere in Dixie .. so thanks Neysa for this nice information

which I am passing along here. :-D Y'all keep smiling, Butch

 

Suthran Belles, and those who would be Suthran Belles if they knew the

rules.

 

Someone once noted that a Suthraner can get away with the most awful

kind of insult just as long as it's prefaced with the words, " Bless her

heart " or " Bless his heart. " As in, " Bless his heart, if they put his

brain on the head of a pin, it'd roll around like a BB on a six lane

highway. "

 

Or, " Bless her heart, she's so buck-toothed, she could eat an apple

through a picket fence. "

 

There are also the sneakier ones: " You know, it's amazing that even

though she had that baby 7 months after they were married, bless her

heart, it weighed 10 pounds. " As long as the heart is sufficiently

blessed, the insult can't be all that bad.

 

I was thinking about this the other day when a friend was telling about

her new transplanted Northern friend who was upset because her toddler

is just beginning to talk and he has a Suthran accent. My friend, who is

very kind and, bless her heart, cannot do a thing about those thighs of

hers, was justifiably miffed about this. After all, this woman had

CHOSEN to move to the South a couple of years ago. " Can you believe it? "

said her friend. " A child of mine is going to be " tawwwwwkin liiiike

thiiiissss. "

 

Now, don't get me wrong. Some of my dearest friends are from the North,

bless their hearts. I welcome their perspective, their friendships and

their recipes for authentic Northern Italian food. I've even gotten past

their endless complaints that you can't find good bread down here. And

the heathens, bless their hearts, don't like cornbread!

 

And I've caught myself thinking twice before saying something is " right

much, " " right close, " or " right good " because non-natives think this is

right funny indeed. I have a friend from Bawston who thinks it's

hilarious when I say I've got to " carry " my daughter to the doctor or

" cut off " the light. She also gets a giggle every time I am " fixin' " to

do something.

 

And, bless their hearts, they don't even know where " over yonder " is or

what " I reckon " means!

 

My personal favorite was my aunt saying, " Bless her heart, she can't

help being ugly, but she could've stayed home. "

 

To those of you who're still a little embarrassed by your Suthraness:

take a dose of sausage gravy 'n' grits and call me in the morning, bless

your heart! And to those of you still having a hard time understanding

all this Suthran stuff, bless your hearts, I hear they're fixin' to have

classes on Suthranese as a second language!

 

Suthrun girls know bad manners when they see them: Drinking straight

out of a can. Not sending thank you notes. Velvet after February.

White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

 

Suthran girls don't sweat .. they glisten.

 

Suthran girls know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity

 

Y'all come see us now .. ya'hear? ;-p

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<<As long as the heart is sufficiently blessed, the insult can't be all that

bad.>>

 

LMAO! Love it. And it's very similar to my Irish grandmother's famous " God

Bless the mark " ...eg. " God bless the mark, she's retarded and don't know it. "

 

Celt,

Yankee cornbread lover

 

 

 

 

 

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