Guest guest Posted June 11, 2003 Report Share Posted June 11, 2003 My DIL sent this to me and thought the ladies and gents here would enjoy it. > Fw: Women > > > By the time the Lord made women, he was into > his sixth day > of working overtime. An Angel appeared and > said, " Why are you spending so > much time on this one? " . > > And the Lord answered and said, " Have you > seen the spec sheet on her? She > has to be completely washable, but not > plastic, have 200 movable parts, all > replaceable, run on black coffee and > leftovers, have a lap that can hold > three children at one time, have a kiss that > can cure anything from a > scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six > pairs off hands. " > > The Angel was astounded at the requirements > for this one. " Six pairs of > hands! No Way! " , " And that's just on the > standard model? " the Angel asked. > The Angel tried to stop the Lord. " This is > too much work for one day. Wait > until tomorrow to finish. " > > " But I can't! " , the Lord protested, " I am so > close to finishing this > creation that is so close to my own heart. > She already heals herself when > she is sick AND can work 18 hr days. " The > Angel moved closer and touched > the woman, " but you have made her so soft, > Lord. " " She is soft " , the Lord > agreed, " but I have also made Her tough.You > have no idea what she can endure > or accomplish. " Will she be able to think? " , > asked the Angel. > > The Lord replied, " Not only will she be able > to think, she > will be able to reason, and negotiate. > > The Angel then noticed something and reached > out and touched the woman's > > cheek. " Oops, it looks like you have a leak > with this model. I told you that > you were trying to put too much into this > one. " " That's not a leak, " the > > Lord objected, " that's a tear! " > > " What's the tear for? " the Angel asked. The > Lord said, " The tear is her way > of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, > her disappointment, her > loneliness, her grief, and her pride. " The > Angel was impressed. " You are a > genius, Lord. You thought of everything, for > women are truly amazing. " Women > have strengths that amaze men. They carry > hardships, they carry burdens but > they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile > when they want to scream. They > sing when they want to cry. They cry when > they are happy and laugh when they > are nervous. They fight for what they believe > in. > > They stand up for injustice. They don't take > " no " for an answer when they > believe there is a better solution. They go > without so their family can > have. > > They go to the doctor with a frightened > friend. They love > unconditionally.They cry when their children > excel and cheer when their > friends get awards. They are happy when they > hear about a birth or a new > marriage. Their hearts break when a friend > dies. > > They have sorrow at the loss of a family > member, > yet they are strong when they think there is > no strength left. They know > that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken > heart. Women come in all sizes, in > all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, > walk, run or e-mail you to show > how much they care about you. The heart of a > woman is what makes the world > spin! They bring joy and hope. They give > compassion and ideals. They give > moral support to their family and friends. > Women have a lot to say and a lot > to give. > > Pass this along to all the incredible women > in your life to remind them how > amazing they are...I just did! > > > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 name=Women.eml > Mon, 09 Jun 2003 14:55:41 -0500 > Chad and Lisa Rogers > <chadandlisa > Women > " Stephanie Enea (work) " <STEPHE, > Stacey Bielski <sbielski, Robin > Hancock <Robinjb34, > Paul Bahr <pbbahr, > " Nicky Bielski (work) " <nbielski, > Natalie Chronert <bballoc23, > Mike & Carolyn Hastings <mhastings2, > Merritt Rogers <MerrittRgrs, Mary & > Ron Netzel <mnetzel, > Louise Toliver <lubear, Lori & Clark > Hintz <LoriluNClark2, > Laura Sostre <LauraSostre, > " Kathy Rogatzki (work) " > <krogatzki, > Kathy Pratt-Grayczk <mrsgat1110, > Kara Peck <karalrogatzki, > Julie Wurtinger > <julie.wurtinger, > John & Sharon Chronert > <xxjazzy72, > Jim & Rosie Chronert > <jrchronert, > Jennifer Polzin > <Jennifer.Polzin, > " Jenna Bowser (work) " > <JMBowser, > Jean Prengel <prengelj, > Jamie Chronert <jamiechronert, > Heather Deruyter > <heather.deruyter, > Ginger Adams <regniga, Ellen > Chronert <ectweety, > Doug & Rox Chronert > <drchronert, Dawn Walek > <dknoll, > Daddy & Kathy Chronert <rkfec, > " Bill, Lily & Tricia Wilson " > <wilsonblt, > Allison Krug <AMayer > > Sometimes we just wonder how we do it, don't > we? Hope everyone is doing well!! Lees > > > By the time the Lord made women, he was into > his sixth day > of working overtime. An Angel appeared and > said, " Why are you spending so > much time on this one? " . > > And the Lord answered and said, " Have you seen > the spec sheet on her? She > has to be completely washable, but not plastic, > have 200 movable parts, all > replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, > have a lap that can hold > three children at one time, have a kiss that > can cure anything from a > scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six > pairs off hands. " > > The Angel was astounded at the requirements for > this one. " Six pairs of > hands! No Way! " , " And that's just on the > standard model? " the Angel asked. > The Angel tried to stop the Lord. " This is too > much work for one day. Wait > until tomorrow to finish. " > > " But I can't! " , the Lord protested, " I am so > close to finishing this > creation that is so close to my own heart. She > already heals herself when > she is sick AND can work 18 hr days. " The > Angel moved closer and touched > the woman, " but you have made her so soft, > Lord. " " She is soft " , the Lord > agreed, " but I have also made Her tough.You > have no idea what she can endure > or accomplish. " Will she be able to think? " , > asked the Angel. > > The Lord replied, " Not only will she be able to > think, she > will be able to reason, and negotiate. > > The Angel then noticed something and reached > out and touched the woman's > > cheek. " Oops, it looks like you have a leak > with this model. I told you that > you were trying to put too much into this one. " > " That's not a leak, " the > > Lord objected, " that's a tear! " > > " What's the tear for? " the Angel asked. The > Lord said, " The tear is her way > of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, > her disappointment, her > loneliness, her grief, and her pride. " The > Angel was impressed. " You are a > genius, Lord. You thought of everything, for > women are truly amazing. " Women > have strengths that amaze men. They carry > hardships, they carry burdens but > they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile > when they want to scream. They > sing when they want to cry. They cry when they > are happy and laugh when they > are nervous. They fight for what they believe > in. > > They stand up for injustice. They don't take > " no " for an answer when they > believe there is a better solution. They go > without so their family can > have. > > They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. > They love > unconditionally.They cry when their children > excel and cheer when their > friends get awards. They are happy when they > hear about a birth or a new > marriage. Their hearts break when a friend > dies. > > They have sorrow at the loss of a family > member, > yet they are strong when they think there is no > strength left. They know > that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. > Women come in all sizes, in > all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, > walk, run or e-mail you to show > how much they care about you. The heart of a > woman is what makes the world > spin! They bring joy and hope. They give > compassion and ideals. They give > moral support to their family and friends. > Women have a lot to say and a lot > to give. > > Pass this along to all the incredible women in > your life to remind them how > amazing they are...I just did! > > > -- > > ===== Cheryl Smith A Heavenly Body 204 Muldoon Road Anchorage AK 99504 Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook. http://calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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