OT: Tombstones

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True Tombstones

 

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In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:

 

Here lies an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go.

 

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In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

Anna Wallace:

The children of Israel wanted bread,

And the Lord sent them manna.

Old Clark Wallace wanted a wife,

And the Devil sent him Anna.

 

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In a cemetery in England:

 

Remember man, as you walk by,

As you are now, so once was I.

As I am now, so shall you be.

Remember this and follow me.

 

To which someone replied by writing

on the tombstone:

 

To follow you I'll not consent

Until I know which way you went.