OT:The Perfect Couple

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

 

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was

driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they

noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being

the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

 

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not

wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,

the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their

vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

 

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the

perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one

of them survived the accident.

 

Question: Who was the survivor?

(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth! it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer:

 

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really

existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no

Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

 

 

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman

must have been driving. This explains why there was a car

accident.

 

 

Men Keep scrolling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, it

illustrates another point: Women don't follow instructions.