Guest guest Posted May 9, 2003 Report Share Posted May 9, 2003 Robin Williams' plan: I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our " interference " in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to " interfere " again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. 5) No " students " over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a " D " and it's back home, baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy- wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not " interfere " . They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets " lost " or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little anyway. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers. 10)All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us " Ugly Americans " any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? " The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' " - Robin Williams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2003 Report Share Posted May 10, 2003 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUSELF,AND GET THE HELL OUT OF USA.NO ONE IS MAKING YOU LIVE HERE,MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER GOING TO MAYBE CHINA,OR FRANCE. >Janet Golden-Hogan <janetkgolden > > > OT: Robin Williams Plan for Peace >Fri, 09 May 2003 13:31:04 -0500 > >Robin Williams' plan: > > >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan >for peace. So, here's one plan: > >1) The US will apologize to the world for our " interference " in their >affairs, past & present. We will promise never to " interfere " again. > > >2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with >Germany, >South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.We would >station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. > > >3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. >France would welcome them. > > >4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90day >visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would >be >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide >here. >Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab >drivers. > > >5) No " students " over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they >don't attend classes, they get a " D " and it's back home, baby. > > >6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy- >wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will >require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou >will >have to cope for a while. > > >7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for >their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. > > >8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we >will not " interfere " . They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, >cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets > " lost " >or >is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little anyway. > > >9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the >spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless >shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > >9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers. > > >10)All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no >one can call us " Ugly Americans " any longer. > > >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? > " The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,your >tired, your huddled masses.' >She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, >'You want a piece of me?' " > > >- Robin Williams > > _______________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2003 Report Share Posted May 10, 2003 Hiya Dorothy, I think you might have misread Janet's post (and Robin Williams' message). I too feel that if one loathes the USA and rants about how awful and evil this country is then they shouldn't continue to torture themselves by living here and have to endure all of the horrible freedoms and opportunities that folks like you and I appreciate so much, but once again - I don't think that Janet is one of those kinds of folks *Smile* Chris (list mom) <http://www.alittleolfactory.com> http://www.alittleolfactory.com DOROTHY GABBERT [dorlg07] Friday, May 09, 2003 8:52 PM Re: OT: Robin Williams Plan for Peace YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUSELF,AND GET THE HELL OUT OF USA.NO ONE IS MAKING YOU LIVE HERE,MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER GOING TO MAYBE CHINA,OR FRANCE. >Janet Golden-Hogan <janetkgolden > > > OT: Robin Williams Plan for Peace >Fri, 09 May 2003 13:31:04 -0500 > >Robin Williams' plan: > > >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan >for peace. So, here's one plan: > >1) The US will apologize to the world for our " interference " in their >affairs, past & present. We will promise never to " interfere " again. > > >2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with >Germany, >South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.We would >station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. > > >3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. >France would welcome them. > > >4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90day >visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would >be >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide >here. >Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab >drivers. > > >5) No " students " over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they >don't attend classes, they get a " D " and it's back home, baby. > > >6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy- >wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will >require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou >will >have to cope for a while. > > >7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for >their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. > > >8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we >will not " interfere " . They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, >cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets > " lost " >or >is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little anyway. > > >9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the >spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless >shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > >9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers. > > >10)All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no >one can call us " Ugly Americans " any longer. > > >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? > " The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,your >tired, your huddled masses.' >She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, >'You want a piece of me?' " > > >- Robin Williams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2003 Report Share Posted May 10, 2003 Hiya Miss Dorothy~ I can only assume this means you will NOT be purchasing " One Hour Photo " on DVD. Hugs and smiles, Janet >Hiya Dorothy, > >I think you might have misread Janet's post (and Robin Williams' >message). I too feel that if one loathes the USA and rants about how >awful and evil this country is then they shouldn't continue to torture >themselves by living here and have to endure all of the horrible >freedoms and opportunities that folks like you and I appreciate so much, >but once again - I don't think that Janet is one of those kinds of folks > > >*Smile* >Chris (list mom) > ><<http://www.alittleolfactory.com>http://www.alittleolfactory.com> >http://www.alittleolfactory.com > > > > >DOROTHY GABBERT [dorlg07] >Friday, May 09, 2003 8:52 PM > >Re: OT: Robin Williams Plan for Peace > > >YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUSELF,AND GET THE HELL OUT OF USA.NO ONE IS >MAKING YOU LIVE HERE,MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER GOING TO MAYBE CHINA,OR >FRANCE. > > > >Janet Golden-Hogan <janetkgolden > > > > > > OT: Robin Williams Plan for Peace > >Fri, 09 May 2003 13:31:04 -0500 > > > >Robin Williams' plan: > > > > > >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan > >for peace. So, here's one plan: > > > >1) The US will apologize to the world for our " interference " in their > >affairs, past & present. We will promise never to " interfere " again. > > > > > >2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with > >Germany, > >South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.We would > >station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the >fence. > > > > > >3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and >leave. > >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be > >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they >are. > >France would welcome them. > > > > > >4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90day > >visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation >would > >be > >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide > >here. > >Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more >cab > >drivers. > > > > > >5) No " students " over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they > >don't attend classes, they get a " D " and it's back home, baby. > > > > > >6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy- > >wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but >will > >require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The >caribou > >will > >have to cope for a while. > > > > > >7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel >for > >their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. > > > > > >8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we > >will not " interfere " . They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, >rain, > >cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets > > " lost " > >or > >is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little >anyway. > > > > > >9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the > >spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good >homeless > >shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > > > > >9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers. > > > > > >10)All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no > >one can call us " Ugly Americans " any longer. > > > > > >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? > > " The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,your > >tired, your huddled masses.' > >She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, > >'You want a piece of me?' " > > > > > >- Robin Williams > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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