Guest guest Posted April 19, 2003 Report Share Posted April 19, 2003 A squad of American soldiers were patrolling along the Iraqi border when they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road. He was barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. " Well, " he whispered, " I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, " Saddam Hussein and his entire regime of idiotic ministers and generals are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash! " He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, " Jesse Jackson, Bill Clinton, Hillery Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too! " " We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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