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> New Plan For Future Peace

>

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but

I have not heard of one plan for peace. " Books,

not Bombs " won't work. The head mullahs won't let

anyone read them. If they do, they poke their

eyes out.

 

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our

" interference " in their affairs, past & present.

You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them

good old boys. We will never " interfere " again.

 

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the

world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the

Philippines. They don't want us there. We

would station troops at our borders. No more

sneaking through holes in the fence.

 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their

affairs together and leave. We'll give them a

free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will

be gathered up and deported immediately,

regardless of who or where they are. France would

welcome them.

 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly

checked and limited to 90 days unless given a

special permit. No one from a terrorist nation

would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,

change it yourself, don't hide here Asylum would

not ever be available to anyone. We don't need

any more cab drivers.

 

5) No " students " over age 21. The older ones are

the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they

get a " D " and it's back home, baby.

 

6) The US will make a strong effort to become

self sufficient energy wise.This will include

developing non polluting sources of energy but

will require a temporary drilling of oil in the

Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope

for a while.

 

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing

countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they

don't like it, we go someplace else.

 

8) If there is a famine or other natural

catastrophe in the world, we will not

" interfere " . They can pray to Allah or

whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever

they need. Besides, most of what we give them is

stolen or given to the army. The people who need

it most get very little, if any, anyway.

 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island

some place. We don't need the spies

and fair weather friends here. Besides, it

would make a good homeless

shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

 

10) All Americans must go to charm and

beauty school. That way, no one can

call us " Ugly Americans " any longer.

 

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?

 

 

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Cheryl Smith

A Heavenly Body

204 Muldoon Road

Anchorage AK 99504

 

 

 

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Now why didn't I think of this. Great ideas, lol. WY Cindy

 

Cheryl Smith <female_tigress

 

Thu, 27 Mar 2003 20:07:54 -0800 (PST)

 

OT: New Plan For Future Peace

 

 

 

> New Plan For Future Peace

>

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but

I have not heard of one plan for peace. " Books,

not Bombs " won't work. The head mullahs won't let

anyone read them. If they do, they poke their

eyes out.

 

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our

" interference " in their affairs, past & present.

You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them

good old boys. We will never " interfere " again.

 

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the

world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the

Philippines. They don't want us there. We

would station troops at our borders. No more

sneaking through holes in the fence.

 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their

affairs together and leave. We'll give them a

free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will

be gathered up and deported immediately,

regardless of who or where they are. France would

welcome them.

 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly

checked and limited to 90 days unless given a

special permit. No one from a terrorist nation

would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,

change it yourself, don't hide here Asylum would

not ever be available to anyone. We don't need

any more cab drivers.

 

5) No " students " over age 21. The older ones are

the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they

get a " D " and it's back home, baby.

 

6) The US will make a strong effort to become

self sufficient energy wise.This will include

developing non polluting sources of energy but

will require a temporary drilling of oil in the

Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope

for a while.

 

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing

countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they

don't like it, we go someplace else.

 

8) If there is a famine or other natural

catastrophe in the world, we will not

" interfere " . They can pray to Allah or

whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever

they need. Besides, most of what we give them is

stolen or given to the army. The people who need

it most get very little, if any, anyway.

 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island

some place. We don't need the spies

and fair weather friends here. Besides, it

would make a good homeless

shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

 

10) All Americans must go to charm and

beauty school. That way, no one can

call us " Ugly Americans " any longer.

 

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?

 

 

=====

Cheryl Smith

A Heavenly Body

204 Muldoon Road

Anchorage AK 99504

 

 

 

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Right on, only one thing you need to add the Star War's Program to it so we can

protect the GREAT USA -----Blessed Be and Peace to All........Mia !

Original Message -----

Cindy M. Chandler

Thursday, March 27, 2003 10:35 PM

Re: OT: New Plan For Future Peace

 

 

Now why didn't I think of this. Great ideas, lol. WY Cindy

 

Cheryl Smith <female_tigress

Thu, 27 Mar 2003 20:07:54 -0800 (PST)

OT: New Plan For Future Peace

 

 

 

> New Plan For Future Peace

>

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but

I have not heard of one plan for peace. " Books,

not Bombs " won't work. The head mullahs won't let

anyone read them. If they do, they poke their

eyes out.

 

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our

" interference " in their affairs, past & present.

You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them

good old boys. We will never " interfere " again.

 

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the

world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the

Philippines. They don't want us there. We

would station troops at our borders. No more

sneaking through holes in the fence.

 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their

affairs together and leave. We'll give them a

free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will

be gathered up and deported immediately,

regardless of who or where they are. France would

welcome them.

 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly

checked and limited to 90 days unless given a

special permit. No one from a terrorist nation

would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,

change it yourself, don't hide here Asylum would

not ever be available to anyone. We don't need

any more cab drivers.

 

5) No " students " over age 21. The older ones are

the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they

get a " D " and it's back home, baby.

 

6) The US will make a strong effort to become

self sufficient energy wise.This will include

developing non polluting sources of energy but

will require a temporary drilling of oil in the

Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope

for a while.

 

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing

countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they

don't like it, we go someplace else.

 

8) If there is a famine or other natural

catastrophe in the world, we will not

" interfere " . They can pray to Allah or

whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever

they need. Besides, most of what we give them is

stolen or given to the army. The people who need

it most get very little, if any, anyway.

 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island

some place. We don't need the spies

and fair weather friends here. Besides, it

would make a good homeless

shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

 

10) All Americans must go to charm and

beauty school. That way, no one can

call us " Ugly Americans " any longer.

 

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?

 

 

=====

Cheryl Smith

A Heavenly Body

204 Muldoon Road

Anchorage AK 99504

 

Platinum - Watch CBS' NCAA March Madness, live on your desktop!

http://platinum.

 

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