Guest guest Posted March 21, 2003 Report Share Posted March 21, 2003 Yo Kathleen, > ROFLMAO! Now THAT's funny Glad you liked it .. and glad it made you laugh. :-D This one is even funnier. ;-p Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray, holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. " What happened? " asked Hillary. " Well, " the driver replied, " the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me. " " My God, what did you tell them? " asked Hillary. The driver replied: " I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow. " Y'all keep smiling .. :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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