Guest guest Posted March 14, 2003 Report Share Posted March 14, 2003 ROFLMAO! " In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, " Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers. " Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The Woobey Queen Woobey Tip: http://www.woobeyworld.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2003 Report Share Posted March 15, 2003 There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and pro/con discussion, the congregation passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and after the complaints got out of hand, the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, " Having children is an act of God! " Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, " Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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