Guest guest Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 One time there was a young teenage girl that was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her father was a rather staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to programs like welfare. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school. She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party and often went sleepless because all of the studying. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of all her studying. He then asked how her friend Mary, that was attending the same college, was doing. She replied that she was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, was very popular on campus and was at parties all the time. She often wouldn't show up for classes because she was hung over. He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend that only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA. The daughter fired back and said " That wouldn't be fair. I worked really hard for mine and my friend has done nothing " . The father smiled and said: " Welcome to the Republican Party. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 27, 2003 Report Share Posted February 27, 2003 OUCH! ROFL!!! As a bleeding heart liberal, I could get really miffed at that one, as a person with a quirky sense of humor and loves to see the ridiculous in everything; That was a good'un! Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The Woobey Queen Allergy and Asthma friendly products for the whole family! http://www.woobeyworld.com - " Janet Golden-Hogan " <janetkgolden Thursday, February 27, 2003 10:53 AM OT: Humor A Father-Daughter Talk.. > > One time there was a young teenage girl that was about to finish her > first year > of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 28, 2003 Report Share Posted February 28, 2003 Kathleen~ My father considers me a bleeding heart liberal and he sent it to me. I just consider my self an independent. Helps keep me out of family arguments. LOL! Janet >OUCH! ROFL!!! > >As a bleeding heart liberal, I could get really miffed at that one, as a >person with a quirky sense of humor and loves to see the ridiculous in >everything; That was a good'un! > >Cheers! >Kathleen Petrides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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