Guest guest Posted February 22, 2003 Report Share Posted February 22, 2003 This very prim, proper, elderly Southern lady was driving across the Cooper River Bridge in Charleston, South Carolina one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing on the edge of the bridge getting ready to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, " Son .. please don't jump, think of your Mom and Dad " . He replied, " My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump " . She said, " Well think of your wife and kids " . He replied, " I'm not married and don't have any kids " . She said, " Well think of Robert E. Lee " . He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee? " She replied, " Well then, just go ahead and jump, you Damn Yankee! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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