OT: Return From Friday Night Happy Hour

[Guest guest]

I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall, Butch!! LOL!

-Helen

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>

> Tonight was an interesting one fer'shur .. got into a peeing contest

> with a Frenchman who got upset after I jokingly said that the French

> should take the guilletine out of mothballs and use it on Chirac .. boy

> said that someday France would go against the USA in a war. Offered to

> buy him a beer afore I told him we'd be happy to send a platoon of the

> 101st of the 82d against their army anytime they could get approval of

> their gummit to go to war against anybody who was Caucasian .. ;-p

>

> Boy said America was just interested in oil .. I asked him what he was

> doing in Turkey and he said he was working on the Baku Oil Pipeline.

> I'd say that was a pretty dumb answer after his comments .. boy should

> have told me he was a French language teacher or or chef or such. ;-p

>

> I love bantering with the foreigners in Turkey .. especially those who

> are more nationalistic than they are smart.

>

> Anyway .. afore I hit the sack, gonna send a couple'a jokes to the list.

> Those who like jokes should read them and maybe smile .. those who are

> too up tight to enjoy humor should zap them immediately.

>

[Guest guest]

Hi y'all,

 

Since I don't see a lot of traffic coming across from the Oils & Herbs

list right now .. I figger the posts I'm gonna send ain't gonna preempt

anybody's hot info.

 

I just came from a nice Happy Hour(s) .. though I work 8 days a week and

generally 25 hours a day, I try real hard to keep Friday nights open for

general garbage .. like Happy Hour.

 

Tonight was an interesting one fer'shur .. got into a peeing contest

with a Frenchman who got upset after I jokingly said that the French

should take the guilletine out of mothballs and use it on Chirac .. boy

said that someday France would go against the USA in a war. Offered to

buy him a beer afore I told him we'd be happy to send a platoon of the

101st of the 82d against their army anytime they could get approval of

their gummit to go to war against anybody who was Caucasian .. ;-p

 

Boy said America was just interested in oil .. I asked him what he was

doing in Turkey and he said he was working on the Baku Oil Pipeline.

I'd say that was a pretty dumb answer after his comments .. boy should

have told me he was a French language teacher or or chef or such. ;-p

 

I love bantering with the foreigners in Turkey .. especially those who

are more nationalistic than they are smart.

 

Anyway .. afore I hit the sack, gonna send a couple'a jokes to the list.

Those who like jokes should read them and maybe smile .. those who are

too up tight to enjoy humor should zap them immediately.

 

Y'all keep smiling .. Butch who is hitting the sack now.

[Guest guest]

As always I enjoyed your jokes. I called my father in

law and read them to him. So always keep sending them,

cause our family enjoy's them. And I needed an upbeat

since I just d to a group due to unnessary

things that was said. But I have always injoyed this

group.

Nightenagale

--- Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: > Hi

y'all,

>

> Since I don't see a lot of traffic coming across

> from the Oils & Herbs

> list right now .. I figger the posts I'm gonna send

> ain't gonna preempt

> anybody's hot info.

>

> I just came from a nice Happy Hour(s) .. though I

> work 8 days a week and

> generally 25 hours a day, I try real hard to keep

> Friday nights open for

> general garbage .. like Happy Hour.

>

> Tonight was an interesting one fer'shur .. got into

> a peeing contest

> with a Frenchman who got upset after I jokingly said

> that the French

> should take the guilletine out of mothballs and use

> it on Chirac .. boy

> said that someday France would go against the USA in

> a war. Offered to

> buy him a beer afore I told him we'd be happy to

> send a platoon of the

> 101st of the 82d against their army anytime they

> could get approval of

> their gummit to go to war against anybody who was

> Caucasian .. ;-p

>

> Boy said America was just interested in oil .. I

> asked him what he was

> doing in Turkey and he said he was working on the

> Baku Oil Pipeline.

> I'd say that was a pretty dumb answer after his

> comments .. boy should

> have told me he was a French language teacher or or

> chef or such. ;-p

>

> I love bantering with the foreigners in Turkey ..

> especially those who

> are more nationalistic than they are smart.

>

> Anyway .. afore I hit the sack, gonna send a

> couple'a jokes to the list.

> Those who like jokes should read them and maybe

> smile .. those who are

> too up tight to enjoy humor should zap them

> immediately.

>

> Y'all keep smiling .. Butch who is hitting the sack

> now.

>

 

 

 

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