Top Ten Signs the Government Is Spying on You - Humor

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Letterman's 'Top Ten Signs the Government

Is Spying on You'

 

From

the March 24 Late Show with David Letterman, the " Top Ten Signs the

Government Is Spying on You. " Late Show home page:

www.cbs.com

 

10. You turn on television and see a live feed of your shower

9. While you're ordering pizza, mysterious voice on the phone tells you

to forget the mushrooms

8. There's been an ice cream truck parked outside your house for 9 months

 

7. Your dog has an antenna

6. You came home early and found an agent dusting your wife for prints

 

5. Your cat has an antenna

4. After eating a falafel, your name was added to the " Do Not

Fly " list

3. Drudge Report features exclusive news about your breakfast

2. CIA director Hayden calls and says, " Judging by these

surveillance photos, you should get that thing on your ass looked

at "

1. During State of the Union, President suggests you to ask your doctor

about Levitra

 

# NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams is

scheduled to appear on Wednesday night's Late Show.

-- Brent Baker