Guest guest Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Here in America... he would sue her and then she would sue him back. We are a sue happy society. Kenneth T - Jane MacRoss Thursday, March 06, 2008 5:18 PM Re: Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... He was lucky not to be decked! - thehavens graffis-l ; stopthepoisons ; Health and Healing- Friday, March 07, 2008 6:07 AM Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... At 11:41 AM 3/6/08, you wrote: A very loud, very unattractive, very mean-acting woman walked intoWal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the waythrough the entrance.The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome toWal-Mart! Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, theyain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would youthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I justcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now andthank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!' It's Tax Time! Get tips, forms and advice on AOL Money & Finance.---Incoming mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05 ****** Kraig and Shirley Carroll ... in the woods of SE Kentucky http://www.thehavens.com/ thehavens 606-376-3363 ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 (lol)rolling(lol)(ha-ha)(ha--ha)Kenneth <plisca wrote: Here in America... he would sue her and then she would sue him back. We are a sue happy society. Kenneth T - Jane MacRoss Thursday, March 06, 2008 5:18 PM Re: Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... He was lucky not to be decked! - thehavens (AT) highland (DOT) net graffis-l ; stopthepoisons ; Health and Healing- Friday, March 07, 2008 6:07 AM Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... At 11:41 AM 3/6/08, you wrote: A very loud, very unattractive, very mean-acting woman walked intoWal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the waythrough the entrance.The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome toWal-Mart! Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, theyain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would youthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I justcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now andthank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!' It's Tax Time! Get tips, forms and advice on AOL Money & Finance.---Incoming mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release Date: 2/14/05 ****** Kraig and Shirley Carroll ... in the woods of SE Kentucky http://www.thehavens.com/ thehavens (AT) highland (DOT) net 606-376-3363 ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05 Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Sue happy - sounds like a name! - Kenneth Friday, March 07, 2008 12:14 PM Re: Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... (OT) Here in America... he would sue her and then she would sue him back. We are a sue happy society. Kenneth T - Jane MacRoss Thursday, March 06, 2008 5:18 PM Re: Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... He was lucky not to be decked! - thehavens graffis-l ; stopthepoisons ; Health and Healing- Friday, March 07, 2008 6:07 AM Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... At 11:41 AM 3/6/08, you wrote: A very loud, very unattractive, very mean-acting woman walked intoWal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the waythrough the entrance.The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome toWal-Mart! Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, theyain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would youthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I justcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now andthank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!' It's Tax Time! Get tips, forms and advice on AOL Money & Finance.---Incoming mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05 ****** Kraig and Shirley Carroll ... in the woods of SE Kentucky http://www.thehavens.com/ thehavens 606-376-3363 ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 You probably just missed the original subject... While I am sure that we don't forget that this is a "Health and Healing" group, we sometimes forget to add the "(OT)" to the subject line when people post OT jokes or information. When I reply to such messages, you will see me add the (OT) to the current subject line. Just my way of helping people remember. Kenneth T - Bea Bernhausen Friday, March 07, 2008 1:31 PM Re: Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... Huh?Celtic Valkyrie <celticvalkyrie49 wrote: Funny!!!Thank You for the Smiles.Val_____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Would be nice if folks included the original message too---so those of us who would like to see the message would know what its about...Kenneth <plisca wrote: You probably just missed the original subject... While I am sure that we don't forget that this is a "Health and Healing" group, we sometimes forget to add the "(OT)" to the subject line when people post OT jokes or information. When I reply to such messages, you will see me add the (OT) to the current subject line. Just my way of helping people remember. Kenneth T - Bea Bernhausen Friday, March 07, 2008 1:31 PM Re: Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES.... Huh?Celtic Valkyrie <celticvalkyrie49 > wrote: Funny!!!Thank You for the Smiles.Val_____ Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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