WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES....

March 6, 2008

At 11:41 AM 3/6/08, you wrote:

A very

loud, very unattractive, very mean-acting woman walked into

Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way

through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to

Wal-Mart! Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they

ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell

would you

think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just

couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now and

thank you for shopping at

Wal-Mart!'

It's Tax Time!

Get tips,

forms and advice on AOL Money & Finance.

---

Incoming mail is certified Virus Free.

Checked by AVG anti-virus system

(http://www.grisoft.com).

Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release Date:

2/14/05

******

Kraig and Shirley Carroll ... in the woods of SE Kentucky

http://www.thehavens.com/

thehavens

606-376-3363

---

Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.

Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).

Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05

March 6, 2008

He was lucky not to be decked!

-

thehavens

graffis-l ; stopthepoisons ; Health and Healing-

Friday, March 07, 2008 6:07 AM

Re: WALMART GREETER...SENDING SOME SMILES....

At 11:41 AM 3/6/08, you wrote:

A very loud, very unattractive, very mean-acting woman walked intoWal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the waythrough the entrance.The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome toWal-Mart! Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, theyain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would youthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I justcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now andthank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!'

It's Tax Time! Get tips, forms and advice on AOL Money & Finance.---Incoming mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05

******

Kraig and Shirley Carroll ... in the woods of SE Kentucky

http://www.thehavens.com/

thehavens

606-376-3363

---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.859 / Virus Database: 585 - Release 2/14/05