Guest guest Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Hope this isn't too O.T. but I thought it was really funny! (Maybe because I have redneck relatives!) :,) Tracy in Ohio (but my roots are in Kentucky!) Redneck Medical Terms • Artery......................The study of paintings. • Benign......................What you be after you be eight. • Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. • Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. • Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. • Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty. • Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her. • Colic.......................A sheep dog. • Coma........................A punctuation mark. • D & C.........................Where Washington is. • Dilate......................To live long. • Enema.......................Not a friend. • Fester......................Quicker than someone else. • Fibula......................A small lie. • Genital.....................Non-Jewish person. • G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball. • Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. • Impotent....................Distinguished, well known. • Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work. • Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane. • Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid. • Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates. • Node........................I knew it. • Outpatient..................A person who has fainted. • Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test. • Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis. • Post Operative..............A letter carrier. • Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery. • Rectum......................Darn near killed him. • Secretion...................Hiding something • Seizure.....................Roman emperor. • Tablet......................A small table. • Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport. • Tumor.......................More than one. • Urine.......................Opposite of you're out. • Varicose....................Near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Man oh man !..lol..that list is off-da-chain !....funny....Tracy in Ohio <tltucker wrote: Hope this isn't too O.T. but I thought it was really funny! (Maybe because I have redneck relatives!) :,)Tracy in Ohio(but my roots are in Kentucky!)Redneck Medical Terms• Artery......................The study of paintings.• Benign......................What you be after you be eight.• Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.• Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.• Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.• Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.• Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.• Colic.......................A sheep dog.• Coma........................A punctuation mark.• D & C.........................Where Washington is.• Dilate......................To live long.• Enema.......................Not a friend.• Fester......................Quicker than someone else.• Fibula......................A small lie.• Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.• G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.• Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.• Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.• Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.• Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.• Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.• Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.• Node........................I knew it.• Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.• Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.• Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.• Post Operative..............A letter carrier.• Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.• Rectum......................Darn near killed him.• Secretion...................Hiding something• Seizure.....................Roman emperor.• Tablet......................A small table.• Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.• Tumor.......................More than one.• Urine.......................Opposite of you're out.• Varicose....................Near. Federal Law requires that we warn you of the following: 1. Natural methods can sometimes backfire. 2. If you are pregnant, consult your physician before using any natural remedy. 3. The Constitution guarantees you the right to be your own physician and toprescribe for your own health. We are not medical doctors although MDs are welcome to post here as long as they behave themselves. Any opinions put forth by the list members are exactly that, and any person following the advice of anyone posting here does so at their own risk. It is up to you to educate yourself. By accepting advice or products from list members, you are agreeing to be fully responsible for your own health, and hold the List Owner and members free of any liability. Dr. Ian ShillingtonDoctor of NaturopathyDr.IanShillington Discover Get on-the-go sports scores, stock quotes, news more. Check it out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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