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Watch out Medical Community, WALMART is

expanding its empire!

 

Wal-Mart Shopper

 

 

> Joe and Mike were visiting one day and Joe said, " My elbow hurts

like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor. "

>

> " Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replied.

" There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine

sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about

it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars ... A lot cheaper than a

doctor. "

>

> So, Joe deposited a urine sample in a small jar and took it to

Wal-Mart.

> He put ten dollars into the machine and the computer lit up and asked

for the urine sample. Joe poured the sample into the slot and waited.

>

> Ten seconds later, the computer ejected a printout: " You have tennis

 

> elbow ... Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will

 

> improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. "

>

> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,

Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap

water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and

daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

>

> Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He

deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the

results.

>

> Ten seconds later the computer printed the following:

>

> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never

get better!

> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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