Seasons greetings: Politically correct and politically incorrect versions

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Seasons greetings: Politically correct and politically incorrect versions

 

We wish you Seasons greetings!

 

Politically correct version of seasons greetings:

 

Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza

 

Sorry for the delay...my Legal Council just approved the following Holiday

Greeting:

 

To All My Friends:

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,

gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within

the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or

secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular

persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice

religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful,

personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset

of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect

for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily

greater than any other country or is the only " AMERICA " in the western

hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical

ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation

of the wishee.

This message does not advocate the exploitation of working class elves,

or other handicapped persons.

This message is respectful to the rights of reindeer and other animals,

and not advocate the use of fur.

 

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

 

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable

at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as

expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one

year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever

comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance

of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

 

Politically incorrect seasons greetings:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!