For those of you who watch what you eat...

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For those of you who watch what you eat...

 

Here's the final word on

nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those

conflicting medical studies:

 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the

Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the

Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than

the Canadians, British or Americans.

 

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than

the Canadians, British or Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer

fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

 

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and

suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

 

 

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.