Guest guest Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. The slick guy says to the pretty lady next to him, " Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. " The lady, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off her glasses and asks, " What would you like to discuss? " The guy says, " Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power? " The woman says, " OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation, but let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff ... but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that? " " I don't know, " says the guy. The woman says, putting her glasses back on ... " Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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