Wackiest Things Your Doctor Ever Told You

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Wackiest thing a doctor told me was......10/11/06

06:50 AM

 

 

Before I was diagnosed with FMS/CFS they thought I may

have Muscular

Dystrophy.

 

After one year of testing and seeing a specialist I

was very frustrated

and questioned the specialist and wanted answers. I

asked " Why it has

been so long with no answers to if I have Muscular

Dystrophy " .

 

His responce was " Well, It has been one year since I

have been seeing

you " . " I can rule out two of the types of Muscular

Dystrophy's because

after this year you would be dead right now or

clinging to life in a

hospital bed " . " The other types I can't comment on

right now " .

 

Thanks ,Bruinz

 

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steviegal

 

Doc said maybe I was " next evolved

generation " !10/11/06 08:14 AM

 

I've had severe CFS (caused primarily by adrenal

insufficiency) for 4

years, but prior to that I had a rare as of yet

un-named visual

condition. It causes a " snow " like effect in my visual

field like you'd see if

you were watching an old TV set. I see it whether my

eyes are closed or

open.

 

So, over the years I have seen more than a dozen

opthalmologists,

neurologists and neuro-opthalmologists had MRI's, CT

scans, EEG's and every

eye test probably known to man! The general consensus

is that there's

nothing organically wrong with my eyes but it is

something in the nerve

impulses causing continuous occular migraines but

without the pain.

 

But one doctor stands out in his diagnosis......he was

a Neuro-Op in

San Diego. After examining me and reviewing my tests

he said....

 

" Well, I have no earthly idea what is wrong with you.

Maybe you're

actually the next generation of evolved human and

you're picking up some

kind of radio or telemetry signal through your brain.

Maybe in a few

generations everyone will have this ability. "

 

Now...isn't THAT comforting!

 

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calbeachgal

 

I went in with my ribs hurting so badly that it was

painful to take a

breath. He couldn;t find anything wrong so he said I

must have rolled

over in bed on a SHOE!!! I told him I didn't sleep

with shoes, did he?

 

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janny54

 

Head Doctor10/11/06 01:00 PM

 

Years ago, I was having migraines all the time and

very painful periods

that lasted 3 weeks of the month. So my doctor says I

need to see a

neurologist to see if there was anything

neurologically that was causing

the pain. So he set me up with a very well known

neurologist and I went

to my appointment. After about an hour of tests and

talk, he says

" Well, you're a nervous person! " On top of this, it

cost me $500!