Guest guest Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 We're All Republicans Now by G. Keillor We're all Republicans now We're all united and how For national security And cultural purity We're all Republicans now Down with the income tax Get government off our backs Less regulation—let people be free To work overtime and have two jobs or three Put strict constructionists back on the courts Let liberals have it right in the shorts It's a free country so go and have fun But not in my backyard cause I have a gun We're all Republicans All Republicans All Republicans now. We're all Republicans now We're happy Republicans now God put us in office He 'S fulfulling his prophecy We're all Republicans now So if health care you can't afford You better talk to the Lord He brought us to power—it's His Will we do We're only His Servants when we're pounding on you He told us to battle and never relent We weren't just elected, no, we were sent No matter what happens, we're not to blame For He has redeemed us from guilt and from shame We're all Republicans All Republicans All Republicans now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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