A New Christian Value?

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George W. Bush " God Blessed My Torture Bill "

by Walid

 

Torture, A New Christian Value?

 

(Washington D.C.) UCS News--

 

The President was thrilled to hear the new Torture

bill passed out of committee and onto the House floor

for debate.

According to Duncan Hunter (R-CA) it was " touch and

go until those two Democrats went to the toilet. " In a

rare procedural move Republican lawmakers waited until

two opposing members left the committee room to

relieve themselves. When the two Democrats returned

several minutes later the bill had been passed.

 

While many that watched the events unfold live on

C-Span would call it cheating, President Bush called

it a blessing. The version of the bill passed by The

House Judiciary Committee has made all the torture up

to this point retroactively legal and the redefinition

of the Geneva Conventions now includes a provision

allowing " coercive investigations " to gain secret

evidence.

 

The White House has been pushing the bill as a

centerpiece of the renewed war on terror.

 

The President himself was personally invested in the

bills passage. " I prayed to God that we would be

allowed to tell the American people 'torture is legal'

" According the President, Jesus told him to make

torture legal so the CIA would not be " Committing sins

against the lord " .

 

Pope Benedict also prayed with the President for the

bills passage " As long as Mr. Bush agreed to only

torture Muslims. "

 

The bills fate however is still in the hands of the

good lord as it will be debated on the House floor.

Republicans lawmakers are now expecting a party line

vote will move the bill into conference with the

Senate version. In conference the President expects to

see water boarding, hooding and isolation added back

into the final bill.

 

With the President and the Popes backing, torture is

well on it's way to being established as a new

Christian and American value. God Bless.

 

c unconfirmed sources

[Guest guest]

Why, dar, didn't you include the names of the " ...those two democrats...? "

jp

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dar

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Sunday, September 24, 2006 10:57 AM

A New Christian Value?

 

 

 

 

.George W. Bush " God Blessed My Torture Bill "

by Walid

 

Torture, A New Christian Value?

 

(Washington D.C.) UCS News--

 

The President was thrilled to hear the new Torture

bill passed out of committee and onto the House floor

for debate.

According to Duncan Hunter (R-CA) it was " touch and

go until those two Democrats went to the toilet. "

 

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